Report: Railpictures.net to implement new system where they just fucking shoot anyone who submits cloudy photos

As the result of an influx of new Railfan photographers submitting their photos in the last several months, Highly regarded railroad photo site Railpictures.net has been recieving dozens of cloudy photos each and every day. “It’s horrifying – Sometimes I look at the photo queue and question whether life is even worth living,” Said an

The 2020 Roseville Railfan Hut Bombing in Retrospect

The 2020 Roseville Railfan Hut Bombing is easily one of the most tragic incidents within the railfan community in the past few years. It came as a shock to many as Wabtec’s FLXdrive demonstrator locomotive rolled up to the hut on a cool April afternoon, little did the railfans photographing the rare locomotive know that

Report: Amtrak Coast Starlight to be bus bridged with the Rapido Bus due to trestle fire

(Black Butte, CA)Disaster struck this past week with the outbreak of the Lava fire. The fire has engulfed nearly 20,000 acres of land in flames as of this morning, and it continues to spread. On tuesday, the fire reached Union Pacific’s Black Butte subdivision, and subsequently the Hotlum Trestle. The entire wood decking of the

Report: Union Pacific to partner with Spacex for 2021 steam excursions

(Cheyenne, WY)On Thursday, Union Pacific (UPRR,) one of the 6 class 1 railroads in North America, announced plans to partner with Elon Musk’s company SpaceX for the 2021 steam excursion season. Since 2019, Union Pacific has been operating steam excursions primarily with “Big Boy” 4-8-8-4 locomotive number 4014. After a steam operation hiatus due to

Report: Following loss of KCS merger, Keith Creel converts CP corporate Instagram account into Bart Simpson sadboyposting page

(Calgary, AB) Canadian Pacific Railway’s CEO, Keith Creel, has made the decision to convert CP’s corporate Instagram account into a Bart Simpson sadboyposting page, he revealed at a press conference on Thursday. This is due to Canadian Pacific’s loss of the Kansas City Southern merger, with KCS having chosen Canadian National, CP’s main competitor as

Report: Riots erupt in streets of Portland yet again because of the Piss Shoe Incident

(Portland, OR) Portland Oregon is once again suffering at the hands of protestors as giant organized waves of homeless men, women and blue haired Snapchat models storm the streets of the Rose City. What is the cause of these new riots? A homeless man in New Jersey being attacked at the hands of foamers. The

BREAKING NEWS: Canadian National begins targeted drone strike/bombing campaign against strategic Canadian Pacific infrastructure locations

TORONTO, ON. – In response to recent cyber-attacks on their systems by competitor Canadian Pacific, the Canadian National Railway has begun a strategic campaign to eliminate many, if not all, major infrastructure hubs across its competitors’ system. Jacque Peanos, head of the CN police force, gave this statement to Railnews: “CP hackers changing all of

Report: Canadian Pacific launches cyber attacks against CN

(Calgary, AB) Earlier this morning, Canadian National, a major Canadian class-one railroad suffered a series of ransomware attacks. The attacks aimed to steal upwards of $10B in ransom payments from the company. The attacks are believed to have been carried out by a major industry competitor, Canadian Pacific. These events come after CN outbid CP’s

REPORT: Everyone and their Dog submits bid for Kansas City Southern

(KANSAS CITY, KS) Railnews has obtained information that literally every person, animal and corporation on earth has submitted a bid to acquire Kansas City Southern railroad. Bid amounts ranged from between $-357 to $77,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000(maximum amount submitted by Genesee & Wyoming Corp.). We were able to contact two parties for comment, Granny Diana Roderick of Bowling

Special Earth Day report: BNSF to go emissions-free by 2022 by welding shut exhaust stacks on all locomotives

(Fort Worth, TX)On thursday, BNSF Railway, one of the largest Class 1 railroads in the US, announced a new plan to go zero emissions by 2022. The railroad released a statement describing their plans to eliminate all locomotive emissions by welding shut the exhaust stacks on all locomotives.A representative of BNSF, from the Northtown Mechanical